I told you...

I told you I ain't crazy
I told you I ain't insane
There really is a guy
By the name of Mr. Andre-aine.

It wasn't a crazy ploy
and it wasn't my imagination
He's a walking talking person
Not some character from Playstation.

Some thought he was imaginary
Or a figment from a fiction book
But in reality, my dears
He's an excellente cook.

Lately all my dinners are mostly gourmet
or did I mention most are spicy?
Whatever the case he cleans and cooks
And none of his dishes are dicey.

I know that when it's time for him to go
It'll be very sad once more
But what the hell, he's here now
Life definetly ain't a bore!